I need your support. I'm going to the United Nations with my cause.
See, people who don't use puncutation, or put odd-shaped noses on their emoticons, or spell cool "kewl," are an affront to our national dignity. Their proliferous abbreviations, stilted grammer, and incomprehensible jargon are breaking down international communications and are ultimately a threat to our national security.
Therefore, I am calling for war. I think we need to simply wipe the offending nations off the face of the globe.
And don't try to tell me that the nations aren't responsible for what a few people within their borders do. That argument didn't work in Afghanistan, either. The governments are [italic]tolerating[/italic] it, and therefore are guilty.
I realize that we may not be prepared to send our sons and daughters to fight, and possible die, over capitalization errors. But when you think about the simple fact that most of the oil companies use UNIX-based systems, which are case-sensitive, you'll realize just how close we are to anarchy.
I've spoken to Miss Manners about the affair, and I assure you her vote is guaranteed. Can I count on your support?