: Bah, you want to learn coding? I have the Doom, Quake, Quake II, and Duke3D sources. Yes, I am a gamaholic. And when it comes to Windoze, I can write one with a few lines of code in C/C++ that could wipe out say, Windoze/System. Worst (and only) virus I did was one that the user had to run (thus making it not a genuine virus) to make it work. The user would run the exe and until they figured out how to control their system with everything being inverted :P so they could shut down the program, it would catch the screen, copy it, flip it, and then blit it out. Hehe, kind of funny, but it made me nautious once.
Sounds cool. You could put it on this site (as long as it really isn't viral).
I think games are a better way of learning, but Gautam does make a good point. You know, people always want to know how to do wierd things to computers, but you really should start on making something that does nothing at all, but is infectious. However, directions on virus-making really have no place on this site. The world would be a better place without virii.