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News from Holland... Posted by leeos on 11 Aug 2003 at 3:59 AM
A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.

He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.

But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.

The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.

The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.

He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.


Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003


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Re: News from Holland... Posted by lionb on 11 Aug 2003 at 4:22 AM
: A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
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: He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
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: But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
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: The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
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: The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
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: He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
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: Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
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I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
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Re: News from Holland... Posted by DarQ on 11 Aug 2003 at 4:29 AM
: : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
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: : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
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: : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
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: : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
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: : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
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: : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
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: : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
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: I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!

DarQ
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Re: News from Holland... Posted by leeos on 11 Aug 2003 at 4:35 AM
: : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
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: : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
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: : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
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: : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : :
: : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
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: : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
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: : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
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: : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
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: DarQ
: url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)


Excellent...that was my inspiration for the post. Seems no God exists in Amsterdam. DarQ, do you manage to get receipts and claim back from school?




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Re: News from Holland... Posted by DarQ on 11 Aug 2003 at 6:49 AM
just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?[/blue]
: : hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
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: : DarQ
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: Excellent...that was my inspiration for the post. Seems no God exists in Amsterdam. DarQ, do you manage to get receipts and claim back from school?
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darq <-- "uhm, i dont know if i can make such claims. I wont even bother to do so



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Re: News from Holland... Posted by GyronMkwebo on 14 Aug 2003 at 12:23 AM
: : : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
: : : :
: : : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
: : : :
: : : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
: : : :
: : : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : : :
: : : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
: : : :
: : : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
: : : :
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: : : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
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: : : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: : hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
: : Yeah, I have just read this stuff (took time coz i was on holiday in a quite place where the phones dont work and so no internet, i liked it that way, if i may add). Anyway, the truth is, i dont know how to react to this, looks so unreal, maybe one of the things i likened to waking up with.. blah.. blah.. blah.
I stated before that i am no fanatic, i understand the freedom people should have to choose, but what is good is good and what is bad is bad.
I think people like the unfortunate guy of ours (claiming allowances), are the reason for so high taxes from the gvt. I hoped they used such money to do good to humanity, understanding the ravages of AIDS and such stuff. Anyway, what can i say?...its sad
: : DarQ
: : url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)
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: Excellent...that was my inspiration for the post. Seems no God exists in Amsterdam. DarQ, do you manage to get receipts and claim back from school?
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Re: News from Holland... Posted by leeos on 14 Aug 2003 at 1:07 AM
: : : : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
: : : : :
: : : : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
: : : : :
: : : : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
: : : : :
: : : : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : : : :
: : : : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
: : : : :
: : : : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
: : : : :
: : : : :
: : : : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
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: : : : :
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: : : : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: : : hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
: : : Yeah, I have just read this stuff (took time coz i was on holiday in a quite place where the phones dont work and so no internet, i liked it that way, if i may add). Anyway, the truth is, i dont know how to react to this, looks so unreal, maybe one of the things i likened to waking up with.. blah.. blah.. blah.
: I stated before that i am no fanatic, i understand the freedom people should have to choose, but what is good is good and what is bad is bad.
: I think people like the unfortunate guy of ours (claiming allowances), are the reason for so high taxes from the gvt. I hoped they used such money to do good to humanity, understanding the ravages of AIDS and such stuff. Anyway, what can i say?...its sad

man, if you go to amsterdam.. then you will see this is every day life. when i went there for a mates stag party.. i was shocked.


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: : Excellent...that was my inspiration for the post. Seems no God exists in Amsterdam. DarQ, do you manage to get receipts and claim back from school?
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Re: News from Holland... Posted by faustinegeorge on 11 Aug 2003 at 4:36 AM
: : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
: : :
: : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
: : :
: : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
: : :
: : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : :
: : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
: : :
: : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
: : :
: : :
: : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
: : :
: : :
: : :
: : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
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: DarQ
: url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)
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I was wondering what would happen if it was a disabled woman
instead of a man . But women have it easy ,disabled or otherwise.
heh

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Re: News from Holland... Posted by dodge on 11 Aug 2003 at 11:58 PM
: : : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
: : : :
: : : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
: : : :
: : : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
: : : :
: : : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : : :
: : : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
: : : :
: : : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
: : : :
: : : :
: : : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
: : : :
: : : :
: : : :
: : : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: : hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
: :
: : DarQ
: : url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)
: :
: :
: I was wondering what would happen if it was a disabled woman
: instead of a man . But women have it easy ,disabled or otherwise.
: heh
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what the hell is that supposed to mean?! There are about 90% more female prostitutes than male prostitutes. It would be harder for us to find one to claim on!!!
dode
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Re: News from Holland... Posted by Flakes on 12 Aug 2003 at 12:25 AM
: : : : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
: : : : :
: : : : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
: : : : :
: : : : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
: : : : :
: : : : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : : : :
: : : : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
: : : : :
: : : : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
: : : : :
: : : : :
: : : : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
: : : : :
: : : : :
: : : : :
: : : : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: : : hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
: : :
: : : DarQ
: : : url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)
: : :
: : :
: : I was wondering what would happen if it was a disabled woman
: : instead of a man . But women have it easy ,disabled or otherwise.
: : heh
: :

: :
: what the hell is that supposed to mean?! There are about 90% more female prostitutes than male prostitutes. It would be harder for us to find one to claim on!!!
: dode
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I meant that women ,most times, doesn't have to pay.All they have to do
is say yes.

(don't get confused by the signature below.I just changed my handle)
Flakes

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Re: News from Holland... Posted by DarQ on 12 Aug 2003 at 8:29 AM
This message was edited by DarQ at 2003-8-12 8:30:33

heheh, dodge baby...

i know you won't have a hard time finding one if you were REALLY looking for it. You know it!


: what the hell is that supposed to mean?! There are about 90% more female prostitutes than male prostitutes. It would be harder for us to find one to claim on!!!
: dode
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DarQ
url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)



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Re: News from Holland... Posted by dodge on 12 Aug 2003 at 4:38 PM
: This message was edited by DarQ at 2003-8-12 8:30:33

: heheh, dodge baby...
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: i know you won't have a hard time finding one if you were REALLY looking for it. You know it!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!



dodge



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: : what the hell is that supposed to mean?! There are about 90% more female prostitutes than male prostitutes. It would be harder for us to find one to claim on!!!
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Re: News from Holland... Posted by lionb on 11 Aug 2003 at 5:11 AM
: : : A disabled Dutch man who is allowed to claim a monthly sex allowance can't find a willing prostitute.
: : :
: : : He should be reimbursed by his council for any money he spends on sex workers.
: : :
: : : But he says he can't find a prostitute who will give him a receipt.
: : :
: : : The man said the prostitutes are worried about declaring taxable income to the government according to De Telegraaf news paper.
: : :
: : : The man fought a seven-year battle to win a 1997 court ruling and is allowed to claim a maximum of 100 a month.
: : :
: : : He said visiting a prostitute means he has to use less medicine and that each visit gives him peace and rest.
: : :
: : :
: : : Story filed: 11:48 Monday 11th August 2003
: : :
: : :
: : :
: : I am just curious, does GyronMkwebo read that?
: hahaha lionb! i was wondering the same!
:
: DarQ
: url--> http://space.servehttp.com (ssh,ftp,http,stmp,imap etc etc)
:
We will know that next week, I guess




 

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