: : My problem is that I can't make any sense of python and so therfore have no idea how to write the entire program and have only got 15 hours left till it has to be in.
: *the no clue part is me, I have no clue what i'm doing.
Well you're going to have a rough time if you've only got 15 hours. Probably less now since I haven't checked in for a while. If you don't understand anything about Python, perhaps you should talk to your instructor or find someone in your class who can help.
Unless you ask specific questions, I'm not really able to help much. I'm not going to do the assignment for you.
$ select * from users where clue > 0
no rows returned